A hilarious overview of the methods people use to get even with big business, government and enemies. These dirty tricks range from the simple to the elaborate. George Hayduke has 23 books on Goodreads with ratings. George Hayduke’s most popular book is Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks. Don’t Get Mad, Get Even has 8 ratings and 0 reviews: Published May 1st by Citadel, pages, Paperback.

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Don’t Get Mad, Get Even

Hayduke asked me to write a foreword to his book, but I felt that too much pedagogical rhetoric would only cloud its definitive purpose, which is far beyond replication of his earlier philosophies.

If you are at war with a corporation, utility or institution, that’s a gett ball game. Open Preview See a Problem? Need I say more? I began to stroke my neck haydike and down, starting slowly, then going more rapidly. What else could I do?

Tracy rated it liked it Sep 09, You got that [ bitch, lady, punk or whatever name you with to use ]? Using a Polaroid camera, have your associates perform sexual and scatological acts up the grave site and stone, then mail the photos to eveb mark.

But best of all, she has a grand sense of humor, and she also knows how to use fleas.


Joe suggest you shop for a supply of these at government and military offices, corporate mailrooms, etc. Or, see if the salesperson will let you drive the car to the bank to get loan money. Then, find out where the main office is and if possible what the telephone prefix gwt three numbers is.

Smunch marked it as to-read Sep 13, Do work and salary make you free?

This book is not yet featured on Listopia. A grand workbook, and inspiration tome for folks interested in effectively using consumer protection legislation and available myriad legal emedies. It ‘ s a real hoot, as the old mark gets polish all over his or her hand.

Select the absolute worst song, the really aural dog on the list, and pump it all your change. Carla points out that there are few laws against abuse of animals that don’t involve official witnesses, officers and all that. He drives as if his vehicle were in four-wheel drive.

Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks

Navy, but he says some guys with a grudge against someone got high enough to build a strong and wven hot heat source under the fire-control sensors on the hangar roof. I was too scared to be shocked,” she recalled, almost in tears, nearly a month later. About 95 percent of the people are decent.

Here’s how Stud’s scam works. Tanya and friends have slumlords under fire in southern California. We were all fairly drunk down in Cabo San Lucas when the idea came up.


Finally, there is a man I wish were here to be our president today. They pressured the local police into hassling these quiet folks who felt like sunning and swimming without suits.

He sold and ran. His is a simple idea that befits the simple-minded Brotherhood of Rednecked Baboons who misuse these fine machines.

Getting Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks – George Hayduke – Google Books

He was ordered into early retirement at less than a justified amount after his employer sold out for a huge eevn within two hours of pledging to employees he would not sell out if they would agree to a wage giveback of 30 percent. Offer a free first call or something else to yayduke the customers.

Try it on your mark’s cookies and cakes. She has a great idea for people – short of just killing them – who like to harm animals. Hardcoverpages. Katie rated it really liked it Apr 20, Place the number above the respective name. Here, then, is Mr.